The cops in Devon & Cornwall have got a great plan for dealing with drunken slappers in Torbay.
They're going to make them slap even louder!
All we need now is an NHS presence outside the nightclubs offering a free liver transplant with every 15th Bacardi breezer.
Am I the only person who thinks that public money is being pissed up the wall?
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Ah, but you see, there is a bonus.
You won't have to deal with the 'stab wounds' so much from high heeled shoe attack frenzies.
Oh ok, you're right. Waste of money...
But we'll see more friction burns from a good slapping with a damp flip flop
Mmmm. Flip Flop Friction Burns. Try saying that twelve times quickly after a lemonade or two.
Ok, just me then...
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