Tuesday, 29 January 2008

Pain Relief

Please, please, please.
If you fall over and twist your ankle, stub your toe, or have a bit of toothache lasting over a week. If your child fell over 6 hours ago and has been crying since. If you've had a sore knee, for no real reason for a couple of months.
If then, you then come to see me about it , bitching that it hurts and you can't sleep at night. Help prevent my eyeballs from rolling out of my head by taking some FUCKING PAINKILLERS first!

8 comments:

Mousie said...

Amen to that!!

paramedic to be said...

Just a random question! Is there an age restriction to when you can by painkillers such as paracetamol? Technically it is a drug so......?
Kate

Fat Lazy Male Nurse said...

Hi Mousie, not ignoring you - just didn't have a reply!Don't they just drive you mad - " I only thought you could use it for a headache" is one of my oft heard replies.

PTB: Paracetamol is licensed for use in neonates/prem babies. Ibuprofen is licensed for use > 3 months or >5KG bodyweight.

Mousie said...

I know, I was only kidding.

Fat Lazy Male Nurse said...

Mousie - nice to see you back!

Mousie said...

Oh bugger.

That didn't last long did it?

Fat Lazy Male Nurse said...

nope: a poor attempt at a snub

Mousie said...

Bollocks. I'm so rubbish.

Can you get rid of that awful captcha thing? It's a pain in the arse typing in random illegible letters every time I want to comment.

And how much spam do you think you're gonna get anyway?! ;oP