First we're all promiscuous sluts, with dirty finger nails as well .
Coming from an ex-junkie, that's a fucking compliment - cheeky twat.
Now we're busy knobbing the punters.
Someone, somewhere is getting Fat Lazy Male Nurses' portion. Perhaps I should re-invent myself as Grubby Promiscuous Drunken Nurse, I might stand a chance of getting a knee trembler!